Posted on
Friday, February 6, 2009 in
Pop Culture, Religion
It's amazing how fast kids grow up these days isn't it? While some kids are very mature for their age...others...not so much. The new way of thinking when it comes to sex amazes me. Not only do teens engage in oral sex more than ever today...but they are now doing what is called 'Saddlebacking'. What is 'Saddlebacking' you ask? I'm here to tell you. As noted on the website www.saddlebacking.com(and as by noted by sex columnist Dan Savage)-
Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.
Kind of shocking huh? I wonder where I've heard the term Saddleback? Hmmm.
Oh..I bet the example has you scratchingyour head over what the word 'santorum' means. I'm not 100% sure...but I think it has something to do with an accident while having saddleback sex. Ick. Thanks Dan Savage ..love your definitions. 
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